Tuesday, May 7, 2024

Stormy details sex with Trump (comedy)

(The Daily Show) May 6, 2024: Jordan Klepper reviews Trump's ass-kissing VP pageant
Trump heard audibly cursing during Stormy Daniels' testimony during his criminal trial.

Stormy details sex with Trump, Jimmy mentioned again, and Republican Puppy and Pony Killer Noem's disastrous book
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) May 7, 2024: Today the prosecution called Stormy "Honeybunch" Daniels to the stand in Trump’s criminal financial fraud (a.k.a. hush money payment) case, Jimmy was mentioned AGAIN in reference to an interview she did on his show to talk about Trump's penis, she revealed some details about her sexual encounter with Trump, after hearing the first half of her testimony he took to his X-knock off "Truth Social" begging for a mistrial, after making a huge deal about missing his son Barron’s graduation, Don John T. is set to headline an event in Minnesota, dog killer Governor Kristi Noem is now distancing herself from her own autobiography after admitting to shooting her puppy, horses, goat, and lying about meeting Kim Jong Un, the Met Gala took place in New York last night, and the monologue gets interrupted by a man named Von SchitzInPantz (Shits in Pants), who bares the same name that Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen came up with for Trump. #Kimmel


Count Flatula Trump’s big mouth could land him in jail, Republican puppy killer Kristi Noem lies about meeting Kim Jong Un
(Jimmy Kimmel Live) May 6, 2024: Guillermo was at the roast of Tom Brady, in NY the judge in the criminal trial found Trump to be in contempt for violating the terms of his gag order again, he is threatening to throw Trump in jail if he doesn’t stop talking about the case, Trump’s alleged former mistress Karen McDougal posted a picture of the book Catch and Kill from her bathtub, potential Trump VP and puppy killer Kristi Noem has a book coming out tomorrow where she lies about meeting North Korea's secretive leader.


Trump caught ‘cursing audibly’ during Stormy testimony
(MSNBC) May 7, 2024: In a private sidebar, Judge Merchan told Trump’s defense attorney that Trump was cursing and shaking his head during direct examination of Stormy Daniels. “It has the potential to intimidate the witness,” the judge said. Chris Hayes, Harry Litman, and Lisa Rubin discuss.  #Trump #judge #hushmoney

Seth Meyers tries to summarize trial: penis testimony, Trump farting himself awake

Stormy Daniels will not describe Trump's genitalia at trial
(Late Night with Seth Meyers) Seth Meyers does his monologue for Tuesday, May 7th, before Late Night writer Amber Ruffin recaps what's happening in pop culture news.


Judge threatens to jail Trump over gag order violation, finds him in contempt for 10th time: A Closer Look (Late Night with Seth Meyers) May 6, 2024: Seth takes a closer look at the judge in Trump's criminal trial threatening to throw him in jail for violating his gag order while MAGA Republicans humiliate themselves in a desperate bid to become his running mate.

Oldest living American is 110-y.o. Buddhist

What is the secret of Asian longevity? Buddhist attitude and Asia diet habits like rice.
5 Longevity Tips From The Oldest Living Japanese American Person (today.com)
Oldest living Japanese American, 110, shares her longevity tips and the 1 food she eats daily
Great waves, great floods (ogha, asava) are coming. Don't resist. Surf to the further shore.
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Supercentenarian Yoshiko Miwa, 110
With 110 years of life behind her, Buddhist American YOSHIKO MIWA, who was born in California, isn’t going to wallow in the negative, and she doesn’t want you to either.

The oldest living person of Japanese descent in the United States, according to the Gerontology Research Group, Miwa prefers to focus on the times when she was happiest.

She’s lived through the Spanish flu [an epidemic everyone tried to keep secret except those in Spain], alcohol prohibition, Black Tuesday, World War II, and the losses of her parents, siblings, and friends, and still the supercentenarian’s go-to piece of longevity advice is: Don’t dwell.
California Buddhist roots
Yoshiko Miwa at her 110th birthday celebration at Gardena Buddhist Church (Alan Y. Miwa)

  • A Japanese mindful Zen Buddhist attitude is key
    [What's a more positive way of stating this? In Buddhist terms, the expression means "Be mindful." Mindfulness of the present -- with a radical awareness and acceptance of what is -- is the secret to good mental health. Rather than dwelling on the past or projecting into the future, it is possible to be safe right here right now. This is what Byron Katie teaches, it is what Eckhart Tolle has been trying to say in lecture after lecture, and it is what the Buddha taught. American academic turned spiritual guru Ram Dass (aka Harvard's Dr. Richard Alpert) famously said the exact same thing: "Be here now." Be where? Here, in the present moment. When? Now.]
Miwa is part of the Nisei — the second-generation Japanese Americans sent to internment camps during World War II [so she has something to dwell on if she let herself mope and be miserable] — who often say “gaman,” which translates to “enduring the seemingly unbearable with patience and dignity,” her son, Alan Miwa, tells TODAY.com.

Buddhist Virgin Mary: Kwan Yin
It’s often loosely translated as “perseverance,” “patience,” “tolerance” [or the Buddhist term khanti, which can be translated as either “forbearance” or “forgiveness,” which is key to karuna or “compassion.”]

These feelings, Alan Miwa suspects, are born from the resilience of many from his mother’s generation — who had much to endure. Shikata ga nai (仕方がない) -- a Japanese phrase meaning, “It cannot be helped” or “Nothing can be done about it” -- is a common saying among them, too, he adds.

Mexico's Our Lady of Guadalupe
Yoshiko Miwa was born Yoshiko Tanaka in the U.S. on Feb. 28, 1914, to Japanese immigrants in Guadalupe, California. She was the fifth of seven children.

When her mother and infant brother died in 1919, her father struggled to care for his family and tend to the farm he owned.

So Yoshiko Miwa and her siblings were sent to live at the children’s home founded by their parish, Guadalupe Buddhist Church (buddhistchurchesofamerica.org).
  • Massive Japanese Buddha, Bodh Gaya, India
    Who is Guadalupe?
    She is the Mexican apparition of the Virgin Mary, a goddess of compassion like Asia's Kwan Yin (Avalokiteshvara, Guanyin, Kwannon), beloved my Mexican Americans in California and throughout the Americas.
  • Her Buddhist faith energizes her: Yoshiko Miwa was 4 years old when her father turned to the Japanese Buddhist church for help. “The church then started a children’s home and taught us Buddhism, Japanese language, Japanese culture, and responsibility,” she recalls. “I’ve always been indebted to Reverend and Mrs. Matsuura.” She is grateful to them (leaders of the city of Guadalupe Buddhist Church), who took her in when her mother passed away.
  • She loves to eat rice noodles: Yoshiko Miwa’s a fan of all kinds of [rice, yam, potato] noodles, eating them every day. “When I was in the children’s home, the cook used to make noodles, and I used to love them,” she says. “Today, I like...udon, ramen, soba, and any other kind of noodles.”
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UC Berkeley is the greatest public univerity
She went on to graduate from Santa Maria High School in 1932, and she studied business at the University of California, Berkeley, graduating in 1936.

She married Henry Miwa in 1939. During the Second World War, the pair and their families were sent to Poston Internment Camp in Arizona before relocating to Hawthorne, Southern California, after the war.

When they, along with many other Japanese people, had difficulty finding work upon their release in 1945, her husband founded a plant nursery business, and in 1963, Yoshiko Miwa got her nursing license.

World's oldest: Maria Branyas, 117 (Californian)
Yoshiko Miwa has three sons, 10 grandchildren, 20 great-grandchildren, and one great-great-grandchild.

These days, Alan Miwa says she’s in good health and lives in a care facility, where she gets her hair done weekly and attends church services on Sundays.

Magic on the Island of California, home of the world's oldest trees: bristlecone pines
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Seniors today: Wally Funk goes to space w/Bezos
In addition to a positive spirit, keeping your mind and body active is the key to a long life, Yoshiko Miwa has said in the past. Ahead she shares a few other aspects of her life that she believes have led to her longevity.

Rap beef diss: Kendrick guns for Drake?


🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Drake's house is shot up and store vandalized. Kendrick Lamar fans?
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Beauty queen quits her 'Miss USA' crown


Beauty Queen Ariana Viera dead at 26
Like beautiful Prince Siddhartha doing the unthinkable, renouncing his place of privilege and influence, to strive for something better, Miss USA is rejecting the title, dumping the throne, and tossing off the crown. Why? She says "I am silenced." So we are not likely to hear the real reason. What reason is she giving up what other competitors would kill for? It must not have been all it's cracked up to be.

Who me? I beat everybody else on this stage?
Miss USA Noelia Voigt, 24, has announced she is relinquishing her Miss USA crown and throne to preserve her mental health.

The beauty pageant winner, who was awarded the prestigious title Sept. 29, 2023, in Reno Tahoe, announced her decision to step down today (May 6, 2024) on Instagram, which is encoded with message "I am silenced." (See below).

“My journey as Miss USA has been incredibly meaningful, representing Utah with pride, and later the USA at Miss Universe (held in November),”

Voigt said in the lengthy statement posted to her account. “Sadly, I have made the very tough decision to resign from the title of Miss USA 2023.” USA TODAY has reached out to the pageant for comment.

"I AM SILENCED" (Noelia Voight on IG)
“Never could I have imagined the journey that my childhood dream would take me on,” Voigt, 24, continued.

“Constant and consistent hard work and dedication all lead me to where I am today, and I hope that the last seven years of competing in pageantry and sharing my journey with you all is something that inspires you to never give up on your dreams, whatever they may be.

Porn-loving Christians admire sinful Trump

Sexy Stormy Daniels spills the beans on old farty sinner Trump.
Christians love a masculine and virile God who loves porn just like they do (Family Guy).
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[Hypocritical] Evangelical Christians HATE Stormy but love Trump. Here’s why
I don't know her. I've never met her. (Love the
sinner, envy the sin? Christian Bible is flexible)
Trump has sinned, but evangelicals admire his biblical masculinity and power.

He’s been found liable for committing [rape] sexual abuse. He’s bragged about [sexual assault] grabbing women by the you-know-what. He’s in the middle of a court case over paying [financial fraud after paying] hush money to a porn star with whom he allegedly cheated on his wife [after their newborn was at home waiting for him] — the third woman he’s married.

Stormy arrives for court hearing at US Courthouse, NY, 4/16/18 (Hector Retamal/AFP/Getty).
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Just look at my hand-wife since Stormy left me!
And he’s the de facto leader of [Protestant Christian] American evangelicalism [which he is ruining even as more and more white men see themselves in him and so come to his defense].

How could Christians embrace a [corrupt] leader who has seemingly treated half the “thou shalt nots” in the Bible as a challenge?

Don't mention our Dick-Bush-Colon syndicate!
The typical answer is that it’s a matter of political convenience. Donald Trump may not be a choir boy, the conventional wisdom suggests, but he offers Christians wins on socially conservative policies
  • [This was the same excuse for backing idiotic war criminal George W. Bush and his henchman Dick Cheney and their military whipping boy Colon Powell for the perverse trifecta of Dick, Bush, and Colon, who were totally not racist because they had an unindicted co-conspirator in Black Sec'y of State Condi Rice.]
People say I'm not ugly. I blush. I'm sexy.
And Trump appointed Supreme Court justices [like rapist Kavanaugh] who delivered for evangelicals by overturning Roe v. Wade.

But anyone who’s so much as set foot in an evangelical church over the last eight years knows that Christians don’t describe Trump as an unfortunate necessity, but a literal God-send. Political convenience alone doesn’t explain that. Sex might.

Addicted to Lust: Pornography in the Lives of Conservative Protestants
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Addicted to Lust: Pornography in the Lives of
Conservative Protestants
(Samuel L. Perry)
According to Samuel L. Perry, a sociologist of religion who has written several books on conservative Christianity -- including Addicted to Lust: Pornography in the Lives of Conservative Protestants -- Trump’s sinful behavior may actually reinforce his support among at least some evangelicals.

Trump’s sexual misdeeds may break religious doctrine, Perry says, but they also affirm his masculinity — at least in the evangelical view.
  • Isn't Jesus a MAGA Republican?
    What is Evangelical Christianity? It is a worldwide interdenominational movement within Protestantism that emphasizes the centrality of sharing the "good news" (Greek euangelion) of Christianity, having to be "born again" [not by reincarnation but within this life] by an individual experience of personal conversion, as guided by the Bible, the authority on the Jewish God's revelation.
They demonstrate that Trump is a virile, red-blooded man, afflicted by God — like all “real men” — with lust.

[This is affliction manifesting not just as] lust for sex, Perry says, but for power. And much like biblical warriors, who themselves struggled with sexual temptation, Trump can wield that power to lead the faithful to glory.

Christians love-hate the porn industry they pay for.
In an interview for POLITICO Magazine, Perry spoke about how evangelical ideas about masculinity, pornography, and sexuality help explain the most unusual but politically potent alliance in modern politics.

This conversation has been edited for length and clarity.

How do you see evangelical theology and views of masculinity and sexuality impacting support for Trump?

In the [Judeo-Christian Bible known as the] Old Testament, you have these examples of flawed but wild and effective warriors for the Lord’s work, who also happen to be womanizers [sexual abusers].

P Diddy understands Trump and rape.
Of course, you’ve got [a Jew named] David, who is somebody who’s celebrated as the leader of Israel, who has his affair with Bathsheba.

You’ve got [another famous Jew named] Solomon, who has 1,000 concubines [prostitutes]. But then you also have this character of [a stud named] Samson. I actually think Samson is the best metaphor for Trump. More

Stormy disgusted by sex with Trump (video)

His breath smells as bad as his court farts. - Why? - Adderall and his all fast food meat diet.
Donald Trump gets up on image of himself as he works his tongue onto the chalk canvas (JKL)
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Sell courtroom art: Biden at his war crimes trial
Stormy Daniels describes alleged sexual encounter with criminal defendant Donald "John" Trump, who called her "Honeybunch" in repeated calls after their infidelity, while stringing her along with false promises of putting her on his TV show The Apprentice, as he cheated on his young wife, Melania, who was at home caring for their long newborn son, Barron Trump.

"You remind me of my daughter [Ivanka]": Stormy reveals incestuous encounter with horny Trump

Ivanka: I know Daddy wants me. [He's had me.]
(MSNBC) May 7, 2024: Stormy Daniels is detailing her sexual encounter with former Pres. Trump in 2006, lying to her that she should go on his show "The Apprentice." Former federal prosecutor Paul Butler, MSNBC legal contributor Katie Phang, and criminal defense attorney David Markus join José Díaz-Balart to analyze the testimony. #Trump #StormyDaniels #Trial

(ABC News) May 7, 2024: In dramatic testimony, Ms. Stormy testified in vivid detail about the grotesque sexual experience Trump made her endure in an almost blackout condition, where she wished she was dead rather than having this happen to her.

Trump pushes into his adult diaper in court.
Her encounter with Donald Trump was recounted as almost rape (which is what attorney Gloria Allred prompted her to label it) with a disgusting man with a small and misshapen penis (as previously pointed out in extreme detail to late night host Jimmy Kimmel) as he was sitting just a few feet away, farting and trying not to fall asleep, as he and one of his sons were trying to look disinterested.

Trump mouthed "bullsh*t" at one point because he still maintains that he does not know Ms. Daniels, none of this ever happened, and he has never even met her.

I can't wait to use the bathroom in prison.
The judge, who could throw Trump in jail for contempt of court (after dinging him with ten $1,000 fines) is being very patient. He seemed put off by Stormy's graphic sexual details, but it was necessary to hear her out to establish that Trump does know her, this did happen, and Trump did commit financial crimes like fraud in attempting to conceal it with a hush money payment made through his former attorney Michael Cohen, who it was revealed in open court used to refer to Trump as "VonShitzinPantz" (Von Shits in Pants) because of Trump's incontinence and inability to hold in either his farts or feces.

The judge is getting angrier with Trump than the last judge, who famously fined Trump over half-a-billion dollars for being a contemptible defendant in his courtroom. How much will this first of many criminal trials cost Trump?

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